Sunday, December 9, 2007

John McEnroe Fears the Mafia Infiltrating Organized Tennis

Yahoo Sports News

Tennis star John McEnroe has recently stated that the Russian mafia could be infiltrating the world of organized tennis. He states that the subversion is "potentially pretty dark and scary".

This news makes me remember that scene from The Untouchables when Capone is talking about baseball. Let's see how it'll be reworked to fit this "dark and scary" model:

Capone: I've always loved tennis. But the thing I love about it most is that...
(Pulls out tennis racket)
Capone: Everyone works as a team!
(Starts beating the informant)
Capone: Why won't you die?!
Informant: It's just a ****ing tennis racket!

This is, of course, why the organized crime fellows will always stick to baseball.

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